This jet-black bundle with floppy wings and red eyes is many things to many people! To some it's a friend to tell secrets to! To others it's an imaginative guide on wilderness expeditions! And for some it's an agent of tyranny death upon your enemies! We don't judge!
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than aMinibut bigger than aMicro(that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]